Satirical Essay on a Contemporary Issue

Write a satirical essay that includes the following: Provide an overview of the current problem or controversy; use researched facts and statistics to provide knowledgeable background about why your issue is an issue; propose a ridiculous solution; create a logical argument to support the proposed solution; acknowledge the counterarguments and rebut with how your solution is still the best solution; conclude by summarizing points and emphatically stating your TRUE solution. The essay’s tone should be satirical, objective, detached, and clinical, using logic to add credibility. Be creative with your style, using figurative language, analogies, and elements of satire. The essay should be well-researched, specific, and use MLA style citations where necessary. It should be a minimum of 800 words, double-spaced with 1-inch margins, effectively titled, properly headed, MLA-formatted, and impeccably proofread. Your writing will be assessed holistically based on organization, tone, style, and content.